The mature woman has a choice-she can either go up front to the maternity department and try on a floral suit with a skirt, coming away looking like a hippopotamus who escaped from Disney's Fantasia... The first thing I noticed was the extraordinary tensile strength of the stretch material. The Lycra used in bathing costumes was developed, I believe, by NASA to launch small rockets from a slingshot... Eventually, I found one boob cowering under my left armpit. It took a while to find the other. At last I located it flattened beside my seventh rib... I struggled into a pair of leopard skin bathers with ragged frills and came out looking like Tarzan's Jane, pregnant with triplets and having a rough day... When I got home, I found a label which read -- Material might become transparent in water.'
16 July 2009
Wow... this is hysterical!!! So I was over on the Cosmo Cricket blog, and they're talking about CHA... CHA... in Florida... Florida with pools and beaches... pools which means swimsuits. Holy cow, there is an amazing hysterical email on this post that recounts the woes of bathing suit shopping... it's totally worth it to check out This Post at Cosmo Cricket. A quick excerpt:
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